Laundry Fairy

A Notefrom Your LaundryFairy
This family’s Laundry Fairy works only under specific conditions and guidelines:

1. The Laundry Fairy does not pick up or deliver. Laundry days are typically Saturdays (however, have articles ready incase I make an unexpected stop). Laundry delivered in your laundry basket by 8am will be washed and returned to the basket (however, there may be times when you have to fold on your own...see I have others to visit). You may pick it up by the end of the day. Please return cleaned clothes to your dresser or closet promptly.
   
2. At times other than those stated in No. 1, you may use the laundry equipment to wash and dry your own clothes.
   
3. If you have special washing instructions or clothing requiring delicate care, please write the specifics down and refer to them carefully as you do the washing yourself. See No. 2.
   
4. The Laundry Fairy does not iron. Ironing lessons are available by appointment.
   
5. The Laundry Fairy assumes you intend for her/him to wash any items left in pockets, including wallets, candy, homework, frogs, video games, and love notes. You are responsible for the results.
   
6. Socks delivered inside out or balled up ("stink grenades") will not be laundered.
   
7. 7. To reduce wrinkles, the Laundry Fairy will smooth and fold shirts, pants, and skirts. You may fold your own underwear and match up your own socks.
   

Your humble servant,
The Laundry Fairy

Today I recruited the newest "fairy" to do laundry. I don't pay much- just kisses, hugs, love and high-fives.